They're prone to unpredictable, random acts that are only a 'hey guys, watch this' away from a drunken friend.Ī thirsty Beer Ooze is another matter, staggering from place to place with more surly, aggressive behavior. A well-drunk Beer Ooze is a happy, even playful creature that is unlikely to harm anyone (except by accident), and possess a sort of funny charm - as far as a blubbery ooze goes. When they find some, they'll either submerge themselves in the liquid and sit there happily gulping it up or spread themselves around a spilled drink to absorb it into themselves. They feed on alcohol and possess a supernatural sense that allows them to track booze from miles away.

Most of the Beer Ooze are no larger than your average, drunken house cat, but at least one has grown to the size of a house after an especially successful party. The Ooze can extend pseudo-pods from its bulk to interact with the world around it (usually tipping your drink over, the little git) and can flatten itself down to slither into anything that isn't completely proof from liquids. They have the consistency of firm jelly and can slither along the ground or up walls with remarkable speed, leaving a trail that stinks of stale beer wherever they go. Where there is alcohol, there might be one of these little bastards.īeer Ooze range in color from amber to urine-yellow, depending on the quality of brew that created them.

From there, they've infested beer kegs and tankards to spread far and wide across Ithekshem. True to its name, the Beer Ooze is spawned from alcohol, and most have emerged from the primordial drunkenness that is the Sea of Spirits. Beer Ooze are creatures in the same family as the dreaded gelatinous cube, grey ooze, and all the rest of the slimy horrors that lived in the Old World.

A trail of ooze